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1、 还能冲动，表示你还对生活有激情，总是冲动，表示你还不懂生活。If you acts on impulse, you have passions in life, if you always acts on impulse, you don’t know what life is.

2、 For beautiful eyes,on the line,and told myself,my wife than they were.

3、 泼出去的水，老子连盆子都不要了。

4、 努力工作不会导致死亡！但我不会用自己来证明。

5、 中国人有两个特点：一是不爱说实话；二是不爱听实话。

6、 Since I will play QQ,I found my pinyin is getting better and better,the study did not have this effect.

7、 One should love animals. They are so tasty.

8、 每个人都应该喜欢动物，因为它们很好吃。

9、 It's said that when we get to the white head together, you secretly bake oil！

10、 Youth is crazy running, and then gorgeous fall.

11、 no money no talk 没钱免谈

12、 青春就是疯狂的奔跑，然后华丽的跌倒。

13、 知道你过的不好，我就安心了。

14、 A new broom sweeps clean 新官du上任三把zhi火

15、 Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk

16、 After knowing you, a sense of intellectual superiority arises spontaneously.

17、 春困，夏倦，秋乏，冬眠，四季如梦。

18、 大师兄，你知道吗二师兄的肉现在比师傅的都贵了。

19、 Life can not cook,all the materials are ready was the pot.

20、 你有没有注意到讨厌你的人都很丑

21、 You say it's cold, I say it's cold.

22、 Behind every successful man,there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.

23、 上联：活着没有意义，下联：自杀没有勇气，横批：白走一次。

24、 尽量和女朋友一起洗澡，省水。

25、 Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

26、 做一个吃货无忧无虑，当一个痴货无牵无挂。

27、 Sometimes you want to give up the teacher, at the same time the teacher wants to give up you.

28、 xxxWork fascinates me.xxx I can look at it for hours！ xxx

29、 The earth is now called a village.

30、 有时你想放弃老师，在此同时老师也想放弃你。

31、 有些事情无须争辩，表面服从，偷偷反抗。

32、 Sick as a dog 病重bai

33、 有的人，做面膜的时候，比真人好看多了。

34、 快乐的单身汉迟早会结婚，幸福不是永久的。

35、 对于美女来说，两眼就行了，转身告诉自己，我她们好。

36、 Where there is a will, there is a way 有志者,事竟成

37、 More to their xxxing great time also cannot compare with idiot years.

38、 工作很有趣！尤其是看别人的工作。

39、 服饰就像铁丝网，它阻止你贸然行动，但不妨碍你尽情观看。

40、 Examination of people rely on strength,and I rely on the rich imagination.

41、 找男朋友的要求不高，跟女孩子讲过话的不要。

42、 Every man should marry. After all,happiness is not the only thing in life.

43、 如果你看到面前的阴影，别怕，那是因为你的背后有阳光……

44、 把我想得太复杂，说明你也不简单。

45、 You really don't look down on fat people. You're crazy when you're thin.

46、 It's hot, isn't it It's cool on the seventh Eve.

47、 You ask me, me ask who 你问我，我问谁

48、 应该有更好的方法开始新的一天，而不是每天早上醒来。

49、 国外:思想和才能是王道，国内:关系和马屁可以横行。

50、 人生的最大遗憾莫过于错误地坚持了不该坚持的，轻易地放弃了不该放弃的……

51、 Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.

52、 Some things need not be argued, obeyed on the surface and resisted secretly.

53、 no three no four 不三不四

54、 To be a carefree eater, to be a fool.

55、 Living half are bad luck,the other half is how to handle it.

56、 Themore you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more youforget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.

57、 做一只可爱的小仙女，然后把全世界都变可爱。

58、 The wise never marry,And when they marry they become otherwise.

59、 我抽的不是烟，也不是孤独，而是二手烟！

60、 A thousang-li journey is stated by taking the first step 千里之行,始于足下

61、 想多远，你就滚多远；光速有多快，你就滚多快。

62、 两个人的状态不稳定，三个人才是！

63、 Examination and many children,so that the number of honest learned cheating.

64、 xxxYour future depends on your dreams.xxx So go to sleep.

65、 Money is not everything. Theres Mastercard Visa.

66、 Brother,you have to face the resolution is good

67、 I have a flirt with hot chicks ability,but he is a girl.

68、 Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

69、 往后余生，爆瘦是我，有钱也是我。

70、 自从会玩QQ之后发现拼音越来越好，读书也没有效果。

71、 There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

72、 成熟不是心变老，而是装逼的次数越来越少。

73、 A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.

74、 Did you find,those who hate you,looks very ugly.

75、 生活的一半是倒霉的，另一半是如何处理倒霉的。

76、 姐不是客服人员，你没权要求姐答这答那。

77、 虽然我不能菩度众生，但我可以祸害苍生。

78、 我不喜欢你，像吃了花椒的邻居，麻了隔壁。

79、 好的爱情是你透过一个男人看到世界，坏的爱情是你为了一个人舍弃世界……

80、 In heaven there is no white out the pie,but white out the bricks.

81、 有些人靠实力，而我靠丰富的想象力。

82、 You are the song in my heart, always make me thrill.

83、 自拍这种东西：三分天注定，七分靠滤镜。

84、 The more you learn,the more you know,The more you know,the more you forget.The more you forget,the less you know. So why bother to learn.

85、 Sometimes fat is also a kind of beauty, at least I'm fat but not greasy.

86、 You have seed, I will give you some color to see see. 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧。

87、 Abroad: Thought and ability is the key,the domestic: relationship and can run.

88、 不要对姐放电，你哥有来电显示。

89、 Follow onexxxs heart 随心所欲

90、 Dream still has to have, otherwise one day drink much what you chat with people.

91、 成功是一个相关的术语，它会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）。

92、 装什么城里人，现在地球都叫村。

93、 Grandpa Mao said,not to marry for the purpose of making object is bullying.

94、 I do not smoke cigarettes,is not lonely,second-hand smoke！

95、 Don't speak ill of others in front of me, or I'd like to.

96、 For the rest of my life, it will be me to be skinny and me to be rich.

97、 我不整理房间，我是乱室佳人。

98、 you raise me up 你太抬举我了

99、 Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

100、 We two who and who 咱俩谁跟谁啊！

101、 友情就像花瓶一样，被人一捣鼓就碎了。

102、 我有能力泡妞，可惜我是个妞。

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104、 这天真的是太热了，想找个人冷战几天。

105、 Poisonous & Evil Rubbish 有毒有害垃圾

106、 Since I used black toothpaste, my teeth have been white and my people have been black.

107、 Want money no，want life one！ 要钱没有，要命一条！

108、 那些迈不过去的坎儿，还不是因为你腿短！

109、 Adamxxxs apple 喉结

110、 我空有一身泡妞的本事，可惜自己是个妞。

111、 When twos company,threes the result！

112、 I hope that when I receive the red packet, I will open it and write another packet.

113、 Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.

114、 相爱没有那么容易，每个人都有自己的手机。

115、 老师，你给我多少分，我就祝你活到多少岁。

116、 每个成功男人背后都有一个女人。每个不成功男人背后都有两个。

117、 Others laugh at me for wearing thick clothes. I laugh at others for freezing.

118、 Horse horse tiger tiger 马马虎虎

119、 Walls have ears 隔墙有耳

120、 再多的牛逼时光 也比不上一起**的岁月。

121、 I give you face you don’t wanna face 我给你脸你不要脸。

122、 理想就像内衣，但不能证明你有！

123、 Friendship is like a vase, which is broken as soon as it is pounded.

124、 The man called the romantic love rich,rich in the coquettish woman.

125、 不要叫我宅女，请叫我居里夫人！

126、 I have the ability to be a girl, but I'm a girl.

127、 一个人快乐，两个人生活，三个人就是你死我活。

128、 When two‘s company, three‘s the result！

129、 I sold the dream, pretended to be cool, I am the super invincible beautiful girl.

130、 Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours！

131、 you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你

132、. 考试伤害了多少孩子，让多少诚实的孩子学会作弊。

133、 An idle youth, a needy age 少壮不努力,老大徒伤悲dao

134、 Although I can't Bodhisattva all living beings, but I can harm all living beings.

135、 上帝决定谁是你的亲戚。幸运的是，他给了你选择朋友的空间。

136、 男人情史丰富叫浪漫，女人情史丰富叫风骚。

137、 生活不能像烹饪一样，所有的材料都准备好了才放进锅里。

138、 Some people, when making facial mask, are much more beautiful than real people.

139、 I have an early heart, but my bed does not agree.

140、 Teacher, I wish you as many years as you give me.

141、 There must be a way to get to the front of the mountain. I can't stop when there is a way.

142、 How are you How old are you 怎么是你，怎么老是你

143、 爱情就像一张照片，需要大量的暗室时间来培养。(外国人也很保守，在黑暗中工作，哈哈)

144、 Your biggest problem is not to be confused about the future, but to be unable to get up.

145、 You look very Chinese,very dedicated,very backbone.

146、 It's not because of your short legs that you can't walk past！

147、 暗恋是成功的哑剧，说出来就成了悲剧！

148、 怀才就像怀孕，时间长了才能看出来。

149、 I don't clean my room. I'm a mess girl.

150、 全世界都在忙着谈恋爱，只有我在忙着写作业。

151、 God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

152、 You Give Me Stop！ 你给我站住！

153、 It's too hot this day. I want to find someone to fight for a few days.

154、 My head hurts so much. Someone must be squeezing my wisdom.

155、 A tall order 强人所难

156、 自从用了黑人牙膏，牙齿白了，人黑了。

157、 My principle is: the person does not make me,I do not prisoners; if the person make me,I will getangry！

158、 这世上没有过不去的坎，只有过不完的坎。

159、 现在的梦想决定了你的未来，所以再睡一会儿。

160、 长这么大，作业一直对我们不离不弃。

161、 Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

162、 Love who who 爱谁谁。

163、 The king is awalys lucky 王老吉

164、 Love is not so easy, everyone has their own mobile phone.

165、 Ideals are like the pants,have,but not everyone can go to prove that you have！

166、 想跟你在一起，把蠢传给你。

167、 生活不只有眼前的苟且，还有数不清的作业。

168、 Secret love is a successful pantomime, which becomes a tragedy！

169、 认识你之后，一种智力上的优越感，油然而生。

170、 女人无才是德，我想我一定太缺德了。

171、 我卖的了梦，装得了酷，我是超级无敌美少女。

172、 后座上的孩子会出事故，后座上的孩子会出事故。

173、 big one mother 大姨妈

174、 大哥，降低脸上的分辨率好吗

175、 Chinese two big characteristics: one,dont love the truth; two,do not want to hear the truth.

176、 I don't like you, like a neighbor who ate pepper, Ma next door.

177、 The dream was eaten by the dog, and then led a dog like life.

178、 First scroll: Live meaningless,the second line of a couplet: Dutch actno courage,horizontal batch: white go back.

179、 学的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘记的越多，知道的越少，为什么要学

180、 我的原则是:人不犯我，我不犯人；人犯我，我就生死！

181、 很热对吗，到七夕就凉快了。

182、 头这么痛，肯定是有人在榨取我的智慧。

183、 一个女人的王子，也许是另一个女人的青蛙。

184、 你就是我心中的那首忐忑，总是让我惊心动魄。

185、 Sleepy spring, tired summer, tired autumn, hibernatio

186、 世界一直很残忍，你不做戏子只能做玩偶。

187、 Germany is the onlywoman,I think I must be too mean.

188、 一天看到一位大妈在烧纸，边烧边嘟囔着：收到了全都买基金吧~~One day I saw a old woman was burning paper money and

189、 梦想被狗吃了，然后过上了狗样的生活。

190、 梦想还是要有的，不然哪天喝多了你跟人聊啥。

191、 Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

192、 妈妈说人最好不要错过两样东西，最后一班回家的车和一个深爱你的人。Mom said you’d better not miss two things , the last bus to home and the person who loves you deeply.

193、 我问一个在深圳工作了二十年的朋友：“如果你死后，你的墓志铭打算写点啥”他说：“我解决了住房问题！”

194、 Thinking of how far,how far you roll; light how fast,how fast you roll.

195、 Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.

196、 The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

197、 A piece of cake 小菜一碟

198、 你爱国，敬业，有骨气。

199、 你说是天冷了，我说是心凉了。

200、 Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

201、 聪明人未婚，结婚的人很难再聪明了。

202、 毛爷爷说，不结婚的对象都是流氓。

203、 xxxHard work never kills anybody.xxx But why take the risk xxx

204、 Maturity is not the aging of the heart, but the fewer and fewer times of pretending to force.

205、 想当年，姐最瘦的时候才六斤半！

206、 说好一起到白头，你却偷偷焗了油！

207、 Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

208、 自恋不是罪，迷恋哥的请后面排队。

209、 One,two people,three person is to fight at outrance.

210、 钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。

211、 In those days, I was only six and a half Jin when I was the thinnest！

212、 天上没有白馅饼，倒着白砖。

213、 诸葛亮出山前，也没带过兵！凭啥我就要工作经验

214、 I'm relieved to know that you're not doing well.

215、 It's no use having eyes when you're blind.

216、 The world has always been cruel. You can only be a doll if you don't play.